10 Signs You’re a True Brisket Lover

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There are foodies—and then there are brisket lovers. The ones who plan road trips around BBQ joints, argue over smoke rings, and know the difference between the flat and the point. If you’re still unsure whether you fall into this saucy category, read on for ten telltale signs that brisket might just be your one true love.

1. You Follow the Smell of Smoke Like a Bloodhound

You could be walking through a farmers market or downwind of a block party, and if there’s a smoker in the vicinity—you’ll find it. Your internal GPS is calibrated to detect hardwood smoke and sizzling meat.

2. You’ve Waited in Line for Brisket (and It Was Worth It)

Rain, shine, or a 100-person line—you've stood patiently (or maybe not-so-patiently) for hours just to get your hands on a few slices of smoked perfection. Bonus points if it was before noon and you still didn’t mind.

3. You Know Brisket Is More Than Just “BBQ”

Some folks think BBQ is just burgers and hot dogs. You? You know that real BBQ is an art, and brisket is the crown jewel. Low and slow, bark to smoke ring—it’s practically sacred.

4. You Talk About Brisket Like It’s a Person

You've described brisket as “moist,” “juicy,” “fall-apart tender,” and maybe even “life-changing.” Don’t worry—you’re not alone. Brisket inspires passion (and poetry).

5. You Judge BBQ Joints by Their Brisket Alone

It doesn't matter how good the sides are or how cool the place looks. If the brisket’s dry? You're out. Your loyalty is earned slice by slice.

6. You’ve Considered (or Already Own) a Smoker

Whether it’s a dream purchase or already sitting in your backyard, you’ve googled pellet vs. offset smokers more than once. You may or may not have smoked your first brisket and sent pictures to all your friends.

7. You Get Into Heated Debates About Sauce

Texas-style with no sauce? Carolina-style with a tangy kick? Kansas City sweet and sticky? You’ve got a favorite and you’re ready to defend it. (But let’s be honest—you’ll try them all.)

8. You Know the Lingo

Words like “bark,” “fat cap,” “probe tender,” and “the stall” aren’t confusing—they’re part of your vocabulary. You’ve watched more than one YouTube video about them. Maybe even taken notes.

9. Your Favorite Plate Has Three Things: Meat, Bread, and Pickles

Keep your fancy garnishes. Your dream plate is brisket, some white bread or a bun, maybe a pickle or onion—and maybe a drizzle of sauce. Perfection.

10. Brisket Is a Core Memory

A backyard cookout. A food truck that blew your mind. A late-night sandwich that hit just right. If you associate life moments with brisket, then congratulations—you’re a full-fledged, unapologetic brisket lover.

Bonus Sign: You’re Planning Your Next Brisket Fix Right Now

And hey, we don’t blame you. If you’re in the Portland area, come find us at Briskets & Gravy—we’re serving up slow-smoked BBQ with soul. Whether you catch us at Troutdale Station or at one of our mobile cart events around the city, just follow the smoke and the smiles. We’ve got your plate ready.

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🍖🔥 You bring the appetite—we’ll bring the brisket.
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